BUSTED

Steve happened upon "our blog" and was not happy about my storytelling about the bald spot. He is 100% correct, I fabricated the whole thing. I have a genetic predisposition for exaggeration and the spinning of yarns. They do not make a pill for it but I am pretty sure that if this were a capital crime, I would be able to cry mitigating circumstances. In the case of my dearly beloved, it was for his own good. Surely he would not have wanted me to be completely frank and post that it was not a balding ad he was writing down but rather a number for a product labeled male enhancement. I am the best thing that has ever happened to him.

Now I am faced with a marital quandary. Do I continue to give him access to our family blog, sharing the ups and downs with family and loved ones (notice how I separate those) or do I covertly change the password and cry "technologically challenged". I will pay special attention to conference and see if counsel is given on this particular matter.