Steve Had An Accident or Steve is Grumpy

My Steve got in a wreck this week. A college student trying to scrape his windows while driving mistook the thru-lane for the left-hand turn lane. As luck would have it that was where Steve was minding his own business yapping on the phone to some yahoo. According to the police reports, the student hit Steve going about 30 miles an hour. Steve then hit the truck in front of him. He got smooshed (not to be confused with sloshed - oh but he did get that later thanks to a generous ER doctor).

Steve did not break any bones but does have significant soft tissue damage. Which in medical terms means that he hurts and he is grumpy. Yes that definition is straight out of the Merak Manual. When people are grumpy as a rule, you just tune them out and call them an ass behind there back and if you are me usually you tell them that to their face also. But Steve is a good, kind man who keeps hurting my feelings because he is not laughing at my jokes, not responding to my sweet touches, or the absolute worst -Steve did not even grin from ear to ear when I got a chocolate doughnut and a 32 ounce Coke at the gas station for us to share.

Tonight is the Junior Prom and our junior went with a boy with black and while patent leather wingtip shoes. Details to come.